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You want self-help that's actually fun?  Here is where the Enneagram gets mystical.  

You've stumbled upon some radical shit. The Coven Crescent is a judgment-free zone for your weird and wild soul to connect, commiserate, a place for you to step into your ultimate form. 

Join the Coven Crescent!

We need to talk. Does something in your life feel off? 

Are you constantly filtering your personality to keep other people comfortable?

Or maybe you're tired of living a life that feels like it was made for someone else? 

I bet you're totally overwhelmed by managing everyone and everything when you don’t even know your own needs or wants? 

Are you always wondering, “Why am I like this? Is something wrong with me?” 

Let's face it...the world is not made for mystical weirdos like you and me, But The Coven Crescent is. 

What if all it took to feel secure in your relationship, finances, and self was becoming an Enneagram nerd?

Wouldn't that be hilarious? Wouldn't that be easy? Wouldn't that be fun?  

That's how I like things: Fun, Hilarious, and Easy. 

But self-help also has to be effective. So we combine scientifically proven practices with the fun mystical shit.  

Mix in a hoard of new Enneagram sisters, a pinch of social rebellion, and you get The Coven. 

It's finally time for your authentic-weirdo self to show up!  

90 percent of people just "deal with it"

Usually the BIGGEST problems are the ones we've gotten used to. 

Society slowly convinces us we are too weird, so hiding becomes our norm.  

We are A LOT easier to control (and profit off of) when we are tired, overwhelmed, and depleted. 

So most people just "deal with it"

But you stumbled across this work cause you are meant for something more. 

You're meant to live an inspired life, a soulful life, a rebellious life. 

And it's hard as fuck to go at it alone. But we've got your back! 

I'm ready to stop "dealing with it"

How Monumental would it feel if…

You had a coven of bad bitches who will never judge you! 

It feels impossible to change your life alone. In the Coven, we all improve our lives; no one gets left behind! 

You had a trained professional coach (who you actually like) in your group chat! 

We have the best group chat ever! If you like the Enneagram Ego Death Podcast you're going to love all my personalized coaching voice-notes! 

You had a self-help practice that you actually WANT to do! 

If it feel like "work" you won't do it. The Coven is fun, inspiring, and you see real life results! 

How it works: 

  

Take the Quiz. 

 

 

Discover your  type. 

 

 

I'll email you about  your  type. 

You deserve to give your authentic-werido self a chance! 

Hi, I’m Angie Alchemist. Welcome to the Rebellion; we need you here! 

I believe that being unapologetically yourself WILL change the world. 

And TBH it will make your life and relationships a whole lot better too!  

I was put here on this earth to help you love yourself. 

And if you’re rolling your eyes right now, I would be too. But just give me 30 seconds to make you fall in love (or at least like) with the Enneagram done mystically.  

 ⬇

I was fed the fuck up. 

I was binge eating to the point where I didn’t even recognize myself; Each month I was diving deeper and deeper into debt; my relationships were taxing instead of fulfilling. 

It was unbearable. 

Then I took some stupid little Enneagram Quiz, and listened to some silly little podcasts, and weirdly it started to help. 

Soon, with minimal effort, an open mind, and a small commitment to self-help practices, I overcame binge eating; I paid off my debt; my relationship is cool AF now (we have a cute little date night tonight, and tomorrow a family budget meeting- the ultimate balance of fun and security) 

And I’m not special; the same shit happens for all my Coven Sisters. And it all starts with a TINY commitment to doing self-help differently. 

This sounds so fun!

Rebecca (type 7) Loves the Coven! 

"Discovering I was a 7 helped me understand my innate need of adventure & wanting life to be a party (for everybody), while also embracing the more mundane day to day tasks. I am also able to understand others better and improve office morale based on the enneagram! I highly recommend The Coven!"

Join us behind the veil in THE COVEN

The fun inner-work solution for weird and wild souls. 

I'm ready!

A sneak peek inside The Coven...

Coven Portal 

This is where neuroscience meets fun. 

You get access to the Mystical Enneagram Library. Meaning EVERYTHING I make. And new things keep coming out!

 

The Coven Chat 

This is the space where we all talk. No time zone requirement, no right or wrong way. Show up, connect, commiserate, and grow! 

The Coven's Secret Podcast

We love podcasts! Here is the private podcast where we go SUPER deep: soul child, arrows, levels of development, and so much more! 

Lindsay (Type 1) was skeptical at first: 

"I have a hard time spending money on self-care, but I decided to give The Coven a try for just one month. I was blown away by everything I got for such a good price! It is hard for me to tell you my favorite part of The Coven, because I love so many things, but here's my top 3:

The coven chat-  I can share my goals with The Coven community and be held accountable. This helped me nail my goals in the 8-week challenge! I NEVER nail my goals!

The journal prompts-  Journaling has been on my to-do list for... ever!  The journal prompts in The Coven have made journaling easy and rewarding. 

The Secret Podcast- It's like having your own personal podcast! I love the specific advice we get from it

...After experiencing all The Coven has to offer, I decided the monthly investment is TOTALLY worth it, so I continued my membership. I am so excited for the monthly Coven mystical library drops!" 

 

Check out what's inside...

When you join The Coven you get immediate access to..

✨ Your Coven Portal – Packed with journal prompts, Enneagram insights, and growth work to guide your healing and upleveling journey. This is the heart of your transformation. Value of $100. 

✨ The Coven Chat – A digital gathering of like-minded souls who support and uplift you. Community is a proven key to permanent change, and here, you’ll find your people. Value of $50

✨ The Coven’s Secret Podcast – Your personalized Enneagram podcast. I answer your specific questions, offering guidance like 1:1 coaching you can access anytime. Value of $20

That's a total value of $170

The Coven Sounds Amazing!!!

I love the members of the Coven! 

See for yourself what it means to be in The Coven⤾

 

Plus enroll NOW and get these bonuses: 

Bonus #1

Accountability Chat

I told you, when you're a Coven member, you get access to EVERYTHING! That includes a second group chat that is the key to turning your dreams into a reality. We get meta about our goals in here. You are 95% more likely to reach your goals with an organized structure plus accountability. I honestly made this cause I needed it, but damn, it's been effective for all of us. 

Value $50

Bonus #2

Enneagram Typing Workshop

Discover my exact typing method to elevate your Enneagram knowledge! With this approach, you'll be able to type all your people. So I'll help you discover your type and then you can discover everyone elses! 

Value $150

Bonus #3

Hypnosis and Deep Meditation Library

I work with 2 subconscious experts who craft the most relaxing meditations ever! But relaxing is just the tip of the iceberg. These meditations actually rewire your brain to make permanent change EFFORTLESS! 

Value $150

I want in!!

LET'S GET STARTED! 

Investment Option: 

[MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP]

$170 

$27

 That's the price of 2 oatmilk lattes! 

I want in!

This is a MONTHLY subscription, cancel anytime! You won't want to cancel it, but you can 🖤

Meet Kellie [Type 8]

"I joined the Coven because over the past few years, I've felt that I have not followed through with many of the goals I had set for myself and was feeling stuck. The Coven has been a great way to hold myself accountable, and the support from the other members has provided refreshing ideas on how to tackle new challenges"

Your Questions Answered

Want to know if this is right for you? 

You are going to LOVE this if you…

✔️ You feel kinda bleh but you're dying to be inspired

✔️ You want to connect with cool ass mystical Enneagram nerds

✔️ You are willing to set aside 45 minutes a month for yourself

✔️ You’re openminded to mysticism

 

This is NOT for you if…

✖️ you're racist, homophobic, or prejudiced towards people who are different from you (if this is you, you need help, but NOT from The Coven) 

✖️ You don't like group chats. The Coven Chat wants you to show up 

✖️ You're not willing to set aside 45 minutes a month to change your life

✖️ You want your Enneagram education to feel like school. We nerd out for sure, but we keep it fun and mystical too 

 

LET'S GET STARTED! 

Investment Option: 

[MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP]

$170 

$27

Ongoing membership, cancel anytime! 

I want in!

This is a MONTHLY subscription, cancel anytime! You won't want to cancel it, but you can 🖤