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You want self-help that's actually fun?  You are looking for: Mystical Enneagram Practices. 

You've stumbled upon some radical shit here. The Coven is THE judgment-free zone for your weird and wild soul to connect, commiserate, and step into your ultimate form. 

Join the Coven!

We need to talk if...

Something in your life feels off. 

Are you constantly filtering your personality to keep other people comfortable?

Or maybe you're tired of living a life that feels like it was made for someone else? 

I bet you're totally overwhelmed by managing everyone and everything when you don’t even know your own needs or wants? 

Are you always wondering, “Why am I like this? Is something wrong with me?” 

Let's face it...the world is not made for mystical weirdos like you and me, But The Coven is. 

What if all it took to feel secure in your relationship, finances, and self was becoming an Enneagram nerd?

Wouldn't that be hilarious? Wouldn't that be easy? Wouldn't that be fun?  

That's how I like things: Fun, Hilarious, and Easy. 

But self-help also has to be effective. So we combine scientifically proven practices with the fun mystical shit.  

Mix in a hoard of new Enneagram sisters, a pinch of social rebellion, and you get The Coven. 

It's finally time for your authentic-weirdo self to call the shots! 

90 percent of people just "deal with it"

Usually the BIGGEST problems are the ones we've gotten used to. 

Society slowly convinces us we are too weird, so hiding becomes our norm.  

We are A LOT easier to control (and profit off of) when we are tired, overwhelmed, and depleted. 

So most people just "deal with it"

But you stumbled across this work cause you are meant for something more. 

You're meant to live an inspired life, a soulful life, a rebellious life. 

And it's hard as fuck to go at it alone. But we've got your back! 

I'm ready to stop "dealing with it"

How Monumental would it feel if…

You had a coven of bad bitches who will never judge you! 

It feels impossible to change your life alone. In the Coven, we all improve our lives; no one gets left behind! 

 

You had a trained professional coach (who you actually like) in your group chat! 

We have the best group chat ever! If you like the Enneagram Ego Death Podcast you're going to love all my personalized coaching voice-notes! 

You had a self-help practice that you actually WANT to do! 

If it feel like "work" you won't do it. The Coven is fun, inspiring, and you see real life results! 

How it works: 

  

Take the Quiz. 

 

 

Discover your  type. 

 

 

I'll email you about  your  type. 

You deserve to give your authentic-werido self at least a chance to show up! 

Hi, I’m Angie Alchemist. Welcome to the Rebellion; we need you here.  

I use the Enneagram to promote radical self-acceptance.  

I believe that being unapologetically yourself WILL change the world. 

And TBH it will make your life and relationships a whole lot better too!  

I was put here on this earth to help you love yourself. 

And if you’re rolling your eyes right now, I would be too. But just give me 30 seconds to make you fall in love (or at least like) with the Mystical Enneagram Practices.  

 ⬇

I was fed the fuck up. 

I was binge eating to the point where I didn’t even recognize myself; Each month I was diving deeper and deeper into debt; my relationships were taxing instead of fulfilling. 

It was unbearable. 

Then I took some stupid little Enneagram Quiz, and listened to some silly little podcasts, and weirdly it started to help. 

Soon, with minimal effort, an open mind, and a small commitment to self-help practices, I overcame binge eating; I paid off my debt; my relationship is cool AF now (we have a cute little date night tonight, and tomorrow a family budget meeting- the ultimate balance of fun and security) 

And I’m not special; the same shit happens for all my clients. And it all starts with a TINY commitment to doing self-help differently. 

This sounds so fun!

Rebecca (type 7) Loves the Coven! 

"Discovering I was a 7 helped me understand my innate need of adventure & wanting life to be a party (for everybody), while also embracing the more mundane day to day tasks. I am also able to understand others better and improve office morale based on the enneagram! I highly recommend The Coven!"

Join us behind the veil in THE COVEN

The fun inner-work solution for weird and wild souls. 

Talk with my pet!

A sneak peek inside your Psychic Pet Reading...

Step 1: 

Email me a picture of your pet. 

You can also send me any questions you want me to ask them.

Step 2: 

I will psychically connect to your pet when the time is right for them. (My process is a bit unique, so check out the FAQ’s)

Step 3: 

I’ll send you a video sharing all the cute, brilliant, and funny things they said! 

Meet Nikko and Kat

"Angie's reading taught me so much about my dog's life prior to his adoption. It helped me understand his needs and behaviors. He loves to advocate for himself, so this reading helped him do that! Nikko loves Angie!"  

 

I love animals, and I love people who love their animals.

I take the ethics of this work VERY seriously. 

Part of that is the way I price my work. My readings cost half as much as the average psychic; watch the video to find out why ⤵

 

Want to hear what your pet has to say?  

Pet readings done the old way: 

$225 

Pet readings done our way: 

$97

 That's a savings of $128 

Talk to my pet!

Here, Ethics are queen. If your pet does not consent to communicating with me, you will receive a FULL REFUND. But lots of compliments on how cute your pet is! 

Jaquita and Kellie are so happy! 

"I have always wanted to know that my cat, Jaquita, is happy, comfortable, and has everything she needs. Angie's reading allowed me to confirm exactly that, along with other areas where I can help her be even happier! Jaquita and I are closer than ever!!" 

Your Questions Answered

Want to know if this is right for you? 

You are going to LOVE this if you…

✔️ You are going to take what your pet says seriously

✔️ You want to communicate with your pet on a soul level

✔️ You believe your pet has important things to say

✔️ You’re openminded to the spiritual world

 

This is NOT for you if…

✖️ You think psychic communication is bullshit

✖️ You will blow off what your pet has to say

✖️ Your pet is having serious behavioral or medical struggles (a reading can help, but you need other supports too)

 

Are you ready, it's gonna be adorable!  

Pet readings done the old way: 

$225 

Pet readings done our way: 

$97

 That's a savings of $128 

Talk to my pet!