Your pet has a lot to say; don't you want to know what it is?
What if you didn’t let the rules of logic tell you how to communicate with your sweet pet? Love was never meant to be understood through logic anyways.
What if instead, you listen to the deep call of your weird and wild soul? Your pet is waiting patiently for you, and they have a lot to say.
Talk to my pet!
Your pet is already saying sooo much; you just need someone to translate.
You want to know for sure your pet is happy. You want them to know how much you love them. You want to know what weird things are going on in their adorable brain.
There’s just one tiny little thing…
You're not psychic.
You have always hoped that there is some truth to those psychic dog videos that pop up on your algorithm. You know in your gut your connection with your pet runs deep.
Let's face it...the world is not made for animals. It’s also not made for mystical weirdos like you and I.
And this is by design. We are easier to control when we question the mystical and natural world.
You know who isn’t easy to control? Animals.
You know who is waiting to bare their soul to you? Your cutest family member.
…You don’t need me to tell your pet you love them; they already know.
But it is fun as hell to hear the weird, adorable things your animal family member has to say.
So it’s about time I meet your sweet soul animal.
Knowing what your pet is thinking is sooo fucking cute.
Your pet has the most surprising world within them. And it deserves to be known.
Psychic pet readings are a collective fuck you to the systems that make us question our souls, question our inner knowing, and create distance from our loved ones
We can connect on the DEEPEST soul level even if we don’t speak the same language.
The coolest thing is,
You won’t always need a psychic to help you. The reading is just the catalyst.
After the reading, you learn your pet’s soul language. You learn how to understand what they are really saying.
My pet needs this!How Special would it be to…
Know what your pet has named you:
mom, best friend, soul-mate, partner in crime?
Connect with your pet after they have crossed the rainbow bridge:
Trust me, it's soul-altering.
Be able to reassure your pet:
Maybe you're going on vacation.
Maybe they have an upcoming surgery.
A psychic pet reading is the cutest gift you will ever give yourself!
Hi, I’m Angie Alchemist,
Aaaand I accidentally became an animal psychic.
Let me tell you how it happened.
I’ve always been a pragmatic person who prioritizes logic over emotions,and science over spirituality.
But…
When I had to say goodbye to my soul dog, Sasha, my grief changed me.
Society tells us that the psychic realm is weird, crazy, or pretend.
But this leaves us with no space for spirituality, ancestral knowing, or intuitive processing; It strips our souls dry.
And we are A LOT easier to control and profit off of when we are isolated from our souls.
Being controlled pisses me off.
So I said fuck it, what if I quit listening to what society says and opened my mind?
It started with fun little readings for friends’ pets, nothing too serious.
Until, things got VERY serious very quickly.
I started knowing weirdly specific things that I had never been told. So I kept going, doing readings for acquaintances’ pets, strangers’, anyone who would let me talk to their pet.
Now, after a shit ton of readings, I have helped pets understand their training, communicate their needs, learn how to trust again after being rescued, share their love from beyond the rainbow bridge, and so many other strange, cute, hilarious, and magical things.
I’m not saying you need a psychic’s help to love your pet, but I am saying a psychic pet reading is at its worst hilarious and cute and at its most soul-altering.
Rebecca & Wilma loved thier reading!
"Angie provided such an incredible reading with my dog Wilma! Certain things she truly could not have known regaruding certain treats, doggy daycare preferences, and her love of hte night sky... I was so impressed and highly recommend booking a reading ASAP!"
Join me behind the veil for Pet Psychic Readings
The deepest, soul-altering, cutest, funniest thing you’ll ever do for your pet.
Talk with my pet!
A sneak peek inside your Psychic Pet Reading...
Step 1:
Email me a picture of your pet.
You can also send me any questions you want me to ask them.
Step 2:
I will psychically connect to your pet when the time is right for them. (My process is a bit unique, so check out the FAQ’s)
Step 3:
I’ll send you a video sharing all the cute, brilliant, and funny things they said!
Meet Nikko and Kat
"Angie's reading taught me so much about my dog's life prior to his adoption. It helped me understand his needs and behaviors. He loves to advocate for himself, so this reading helped him do that! Nikko loves Angie!"
I love animals, and I love people who love their animals.
I take the ethics of this work VERY seriously.
Part of that is the way I price my work. My readings cost half as much as the average psychic; watch the video to find out why ⤵
Want to hear what your pet has to say?
Pet readings done the old way:
$225
Pet readings done our way:
$97
That's a savings of $128
Here, Ethics are queen. If your pet does not consent to communicating with me, you will receive a FULL REFUND. But lots of compliments on how cute your pet is!
Jaquita and Kellie are so happy!
"I have always wanted to know that my cat, Jaquita, is happy, comfortable, and has everything she needs. Angie's reading allowed me to confirm exactly that, along with other areas where I can help her be even happier! Jaquita and I are closer than ever!!"
Your Questions Answered
How do I know this is real?
Is this for living pets or pets who have passed?
Why is your process so different from what I see online?
Can I give this as a gift?
I feel guilty about humane euthanasia, is my pet mad at me?
Can you tell me a little more about how it works?
What kinds of questions should I ask my pet?
How long do I have to wait after I purchase?
My pet is at the vet and needs reassurance NOW!
Want to know if this is right for you?
You are going to LOVE this if you…
✔️ You are going to take what your pet says seriously
✔️ You want to communicate with your pet on a soul level
✔️ You believe your pet has important things to say
✔️ You’re openminded to the spiritual world
This is NOT for you if…
✖️ You think psychic communication is bullshit
✖️ You will blow off what your pet has to say
✖️ Your pet is having serious behavioral or medical struggles (a reading can help, but you need other supports too)
Are you ready, it's gonna be adorable!
Pet readings done the old way:
$225
Pet readings done our way:
$97
That's a savings of $128
